mud bobber

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

brobeat

A common drum pattern in hardcore/brocore music produced by alternating between the floor tom, bass, and snare. The drummer may also rotate his/her torso for dramatic effect as he/she goes back and forth from floor tom to snare drum. The beat is repeated several times and often preludes or follows a breakdown.

"Dude, that band had so many sick brobeats last night."

by tjc4210 May 7, 2009

Broberlin

The small but ever-present population of bros at Oberlin College. They are an endangered species compared to the dominant Oberlin archetype, the Bearded Flannel, but still manage to consume more food than is proportional to their numbers. They are constantly in contact with their female counterparts, who constitute Hoberlin.

Bearded Flannel #1: Who took a bite out of my organic vegan flax seed muffin in the fridge?
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.

by honey.badger September 28, 2011

bobbelur pass

if you like this definition you get a free bobbelur pass, what a bobbelur pass does is ake it so you cant get bobbelurt.

person 1: SHIT I JUST GOT BOBBELURT!!!
person 2: wait, you dont have a bobbelur pass?
person 1: what the fuck is that?
person 2 : it makes it so you cant get bobbelurt!
person 1: how do i get one?!
person 2: like this definition to get one *shows this definition*
person 1: *likes definition*
person 1 and 2: lets goo!!! bobbelur momeeeeeeent!

by bobbelur February 9, 2021

Bobbette

An attractive female who goes against the main stream, but is not a hipster.

"did you see that girl?"
"what a Bobbette"

by poppajuice September 6, 2009

BroBeardo

What you call your BRO who has a BEARD.

🔥 What's up BROBEARDO

by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

Bobber Slobber

The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.

Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015