by UNABOMBER September 13, 2004
"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."
by MassSuffering September 13, 2011
by Bowling Green Choker October 04, 2010
To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.
by Penumbra7 September 16, 2004
A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
by VanguardVince July 11, 2014
As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.
His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"
Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.
by RJ Miller September 27, 2023