roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

roadside-rhino

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.

Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.

by laysiege June 26, 2010

Brookside

Woods in North Merrick where kids will go to get fucked up when theres nothing to do. Crossing the creeks a pain in the ass though

Kid1: Yoo theres nothing to do tonight in this shithole town

Kid2: Well lets just get fucked up at Brookside (Bside) then

Kid1: Alright down

by SmellySnatch January 17, 2011

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 1, 2005

roadside

Canadian teen slang for a girl who's "been there."

She's roadside, man!

by Mashplum September 2, 2006

roadside

Canadian slang for a woman who sleeps with many men and women.

The most attractive women happen to be roadside.

by K Joyce August 24, 2011

Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.

"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.

by ResidentJared June 26, 2010