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Brittney Griner'd

Following her situation in Russia, to get Brittney Griner'd means to get busted for carrying illicit drugs internationally
Bro I can't take my dab pen with me on my international flight , I'll get Brittney Griner'd
by pinkgirl2001 October 1, 2023
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Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.
Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.
by CynicalDan April 16, 2010
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do a britney

to go out without ones underwear on and expose ones self, getting out of a vehicle or in a club.

Usually exposing the genital region

alternatives: To do a paris, to be a dirty slut,
"Oh my god, did you see what Gemma did at her 21st? I didn't think she'd do a britney"

"look at that girl there, she's done a britney"

"Jeez that girl had so much more class, now she's done a britney"
by Blogzard November 30, 2007
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doin the Britney

To carelessly get pregnant, drink excessively, and not take care of your children to the extent that you end up losing custody of them.
Sherri had everything going for her until she decided to start doin the Britney.
by Jaylou January 9, 2008
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did a britney

When going for drastic change in life and shave your head.
Dude, you did a Britney!
by jjon April 13, 2007
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Doing a Britney

When you accidently shoot someone with the wrong weapon, and have to apologize for doing a Britney, and say, "Ooops I did it again."
Can you believe they are "doing a Britney" again as their excuse for killing an unarmed man
by No Hemingway April 12, 2021
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dirty britney

The sexual act of shaving your partners head whilst receiving aggressive fellatio and then finishing off by depositing a significant load onto said partner's freshly bald head.

It is important to remember that it only qualifies as a dirty britney if the shaving and the blowjob occur simultaneously and the event is completed with a vast money shot onto the partners head.
That crazy Vegas whore pulled out a razor and insisted that we did a dirty britney when she went down on me. Obviously I obliged with a huge cumshot onto her freshly bald nut.
by J Reno October 12, 2007
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