brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom

"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

by ifnitninitenithatheth July 28, 2023

Bronchitis

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

by Weah89 September 8, 2013

brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

brightism

A tall tale told by an individual where 100% of the content is total poppycock.

I heard an awesome BRIGHTISM today. This guy at the gym said he unleashed a colony of centipedes in his house to take care of the spider problem.

by Johnny Poopenstein July 22, 2009

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

Bronchitis

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.

"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013