Freshly brewed pot of win

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?

Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

by UCtechnique December 10, 2010

Jimson brewed tea

Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed.

Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea.

by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

Twice Brewed Coffee

The act of drinking so much coffee that the when you urinate, it gives off the aroma off coffee.

"After drinking that entire pot of coffee, I have to go to the bathroom and get busy making some twice brewed coffee."

by Gregoreo Maximo April 16, 2013

Freshly Brewed

When one's caucasion spouse has an affair with male of African American heritage

Jeez Johnathan, I think Susan's been freshly brewed.

by Mike Sweedish October 13, 2003

home brewed water

A term used as a sexual innuendo to mean "sloppy wet sex at home".

Man, I had me some home brewed water last night.

by AzaleasSuck April 12, 2014

Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.

Were you brewed like beer

by Death Menace March 9, 2023

brewdogging

Getting free work out of job seekers by requiring extensive spec assignments as part of the application process.

I have to come up with an entire ad campaign for my interview on Friday. I think they're brewdogging me.

by Ellie1212 June 19, 2020