Baeday

Any day of the week which you spend with the bae.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over and chill today?

Person 2: Sorry, I can't. Today is baeday.

by The motherfucking rock September 3, 2014

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

boredasm

when someone screams ughhh!!! really loud because they reached maximum boredness.

person 1: im so bored. i just...i just...ughhh!!!!!!!

person 2:dude, you just had a boredasm.

by cmt51894 January 21, 2011

bedangi

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

Beeda Bear

A creature that is defined as having the following:

One small eye and one big eye.

One small ear and one big ear.

And a blue nose.

Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.

Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.

by K.C.F April 14, 2010

Boredation

The state of being bored.

"Wow, looks like you've been experiencing a lot of Boredation lately."

by Pattel November 1, 2012

bedangler

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

by CapableGirl July 15, 2006