breadable

worthy of receiving sperm to conceive a baby.

When i look at toni, i want her to have my babies. She is breadable

by walty101 October 27, 2010

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breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

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San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.

"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017

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Breatheless Dragon

An oral sex act where the receipient (blowee) pinches the nostrils of the giver (blower) resulting in sudden breathelessness and gasps for air.

Hey man, I was getting head from your sister and to add some excitement I gave her a breatheless dragon.

by bwoodwingman December 14, 2009

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Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

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