Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.

“Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

The Breathe Act

The act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter, releasing all kinds of shit from custody and allowing it to shoot out the anus (Alabama Appleseed) at cock release and withdrawal.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Gina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act!…DEEEEEMN!…shit released everywhere!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

banana breath

The breath of someone seen as apelike is insultingly referred to as banana breath.

Andre was such a gorilla, some called him banana breath behind his back!

by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

5 alarm breath

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

breathtaking

Term used to describe Keanu Reeves as a person to signify how awesome and glorious he is

Keanu: The feeling of being there, of walking the streets of the future is really going to be breathtaking.
Audience: You're breathtaking!
Keanu: (no u) You're breathtaking! You're ALL breathtaking!

by Sultanified June 10, 2019

*breathes in* boi

A SpongeBob meme used to show stupidity and obvious stuff.
While your hands are in a prayer state while you breathe in and then out and then while hands in same state point down or at the person or at the thing you are showing.
Etc.

*breathes in* boi

by coolsalv001 October 27, 2016

I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020