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Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform
That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!
by minkispunk September 11, 2011
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The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")
I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.
by CF19 January 25, 2019
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lil breadstick

noun. a girl with the username liv.breadstick on tiktok
by char.char222 August 22, 2020
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Anchovy Breadstick

When you suck a penis that has very recently been inside a vagina. The layer of vaginal residue left on the penis can also can also make it totally NOT gay if you are a guy sucking that penis.
"I was fucking Nadia and then pulled out so her friend could finish me with her mouth."

"Wow! Very nice! The old anchovy breadstick!"
by zimdoh March 29, 2021
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Cancel the Breadsticks

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.
- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."
by thedarkllama June 27, 2012
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breadophile

someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it
That sick fuck was arrsted for having sex with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile
by Joe Busey August 22, 2009
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Breadstick

Tall-Skiny white kid from the hood
by Hood-RatMan April 3, 2003
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