bratton

Every girl wants to be with a Bratton because they are so smart, handsome, funny, fun, and a Bratton could just make your day great. Bratton's are often very athletic swimmers who are in good shape. They are kind and only want to help and give to others. They love to hunt and spend time with friends and family as much as they can. To be a Bratton is an honor!

Bratton is so handsome in every feature.
I wish I could be Bratton.
Oh my gosh it's Bratton.

by Bratton_swimmer December 28, 2016

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 9, 2010

Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

by qwik5 October 22, 2010

Bratinella

Usually a Female Person That Likes To make Simple Things Complicated. With their Boyfriend in Particular or with other people(Peers).

They're Arguing Again, It's not the Guy's fault but his Girlfriend's. She's such a Bratinella.

by tanginaso April 26, 2010

Bratinee

An afternoon theatrical or cinema presentation, often around holiday times, marked by the conspicuous attendance of many small, loud children and their parents who don't seem to know when it's appropriate to remove a child from a theater.

I saw the "bratinee" of that show and I think the lead really nailed that song but I couldn't really tell what for all the screaming and crying and asking questions out loud and dropping cokes and SHHHHHHHH sounds.

by Carlos Gonzales December 6, 2009

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010