To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!
by dr.b December 9, 2008
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"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
by Wh88 November 22, 2009
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I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...
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