Brandeis Handshake

The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.

JAP #1: Oh my g-d! That guy just gave me a Brandeis Handshake

JAP #2: Ugh, what a dork!

by thegreatrock March 13, 2010

Brandeis High School

A place where everyone are fucking coons and no one gets along, has the most stuck up people and O’Connor kids look down on us. Everyone is rich and flexes all the time, no oke has friends.

Damn I got a 30 on a math test, i just pulled a fucking Brandeis on the math test.

Brandeis high school is a school in San antonio, Tx

by Brandeis Student October 27, 2018

Jonathan Brandis

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

Jonathan Brandis

Jonathan was an amazing actor. The most beautiful human that ever walked on earth. Everyone loved him and cared for him. He was a gift from god.

Jonathan Brandis is perfect, no one can not love him.

by Jbabe1 April 24, 2021

brandise

Brandise is a sweet, caring girl. She is usually quiet and shy until she is with her best friends. She gets crazy and breaks out of her shell when with them.

"Brandise is so sweet. Why is she so quiet?"
"Quiet around everyone but her best friends. Be glad she's not talking your ear off."

by MeB December 5, 2014

Brandis

An amazing person with high sex appeal and a wide experience with the imagination, which includes geek qualities, althought the geekiness is made up for in bed.

Brandis has quite an amazing position.

by Sanie October 6, 2008

Brandis

Brandis is a amazing boyfriend to girls names that starts with “A”💕 He will treat them with honesty and loyalty and won’t cheat in your for nothing. It’s you over the world 🥺. Brandis is most likely to have money in him 24/7 💕 Brandis is sometimes bipolar towards ppl but that alright. His favorite saying is “ stack or starve “ -100😭

Brandis is so Loyal to me

by Lovely._ November 7, 2019