brandaddy

A big cock sucker
Elijah’s mum

You’re my brandaddy

by Burger King foot lettuce February 12, 2018

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

brandarius

A sarcastic psychotic narcissistic little asshole who has no greater pleasure in life than to tear you down with insanely creative insults, comments, and excessive use of profanity

dude he's such an asshole well he is Brandarius

by SaltyBurritoz December 7, 2013

Brackards

The opposite of crackers and cheese... i.e. cheese goes on crackers... so break up crackers and dip the cheese in the cracker bits to smother the cheese in salt and cracker goodness. Brackards...

Dude i was tellin this kid about how we had brackards over a steakhouse burger... the best

Oh werd?

by brackardsguy October 18, 2008

Brinnards

The innards of any crusty loaf of bread. The word was first coined by Randy Marthins. Bread Innards.

Ick, I hate the soft brinnards. I prefer the outer crust of the bread.

by ggirlcolo October 9, 2011

Branderson

An abbreviation of the name of famous author Brandon Sanderson. Usually used by lazy book nerds to communicate. People who use the word Branderson unironically usually are the same people who say "RAFO" in their day-to-day life.

"what happens at the end of the latest Branderson book?"
"RAFO lol"

"Why are you like this David thats why i deleted you on all my socials"

by Cryptic aka Plass April 20, 2021

Brandalism

Counterculture and often illegal activities to promote a brand such as the act of placing unwanted advertisements and brand logos on property without proper permission.

the Ecko Company equates graffiti, not as crime or vandalism, but as freedom of speech. The impacted property owners may not agree but, apparently, "brandalism" does not bother the youth culture as they scoop up their urban hip clothes. Ecko has successfully fought legal injunctions against their conducting and celebrating the works of renowned graffiti artists.

by Maverick Marketing April 17, 2009