Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

by Solid Mantis September 03, 2018

branched

when your smashed out of your mind

man i was soo branched last weekend

by vayia May 25, 2005

branched

To be high, or the act of getting high off of marijuanna.

Hey, you wanna be branched today?

by abstrak8 March 14, 2005

Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

by Solid Mantis September 03, 2018

Branch

An unacceptably large stem in a bag of marijuana.

person 1 "what the hell is this"

person 2 "What, it wheighed out"

person 1 "of course it weighs out there's
freakin branch in there"

by eminentarson April 09, 2009

Branches

A term used to describe the condition of one's eyes after they've smoked cannabis. Due to the sudden formation of blood vessels on the sclera, the rapid outburst of capillaries then begin to look like "branches". In extreme cases, such as when one has a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the branches then start to look like either bushes, or extremely thick vines, in which case the term would be changed to "vines".

Chris: "dude, how are my eyes?".

Roger: "....dude, you have branches LOL".

Chris: "fuck! dude give me the drops!".

by Gnomeweed April 03, 2010

branches

Referring to pathetically thin limbs on a human.

Yo, I was at the gym today and this biznikkle was working out next to me. You should have seen his branches. Just branched-out he was.

by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006