Brainal

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal

You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Brainal

When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

by Joosy June 2, 2018

Brainfart

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.

I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.

by MadisonU December 9, 2008

Brainful

1. Stereotypical britbong with an obscene love for Harry and Meghan
2. A person with a tiny skull and medium sized brain
3. The biggest boomer you know

Droolio: Did you see the Oprah interview with Harry and Megan. It was soo good, I loved it.

Nakia: Sigh...whatever you say brainful

by Brainful March 23, 2021

Brainfade

is like a blond moment

when your mind just goes blank. or when you know the answer but just cant say it you would be sudfferin from brainfade

by Mrtt! June 26, 2008

Brainfeeder

Brainfeeder is a musical collective and record label based in California, USA. Its output is generally innovative music based in hip-hop and electronica, though often avoiding precise pigeon-holing. Flying Lotus is generally considered to be the group's leader. The Brainfeeder sound is associated with the terms wonky, glitch and glitch-hop, though it is often simply referred to as beat music or just beats.

Artists associated with Brainfeeder include Flying Lotus, Gonjasufi, The Gaslamp Killer, Tokimonsta, Ras G, Lorn, Teebs, Samiyam, Daedelus and Mono/Poly.

by backpacker_x2 March 27, 2011

Brainfart

A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.

Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".

by ExecuMutant September 14, 2008