Brainstem

A state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. Although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and sexual ardor. May also be used as an adjective or descriptor.

1. Oh man... stay away from Noodles. He's gone brainstem.

2. That stupid brainstem Billy just tried to grab my boobs!

by dayvudd February 12, 2008

brainstomping

when someone has been thoroughly destroyed.

Drew Roadruck was brainstomped by the principal on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 for dry-humping a small innocent child in the men's restroom....brainstomping

by mark twainge April 1, 2009

brainsturbation

when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart that won't go away.

My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.

by serunato August 28, 2009

brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

by christophorus August 27, 2010

blainestorming

the pursuit of the perfect number for a musical or show choir competition'

in refference to Blaine Anderson, lead Warbler on the Fox tv sow Glee.

Hey Kurt! I was just blainestorming and I came up with the perfect number for Regionals!

by kaimariee September 3, 2011

giving braines

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

hershel is giving braines.

by Roger Bernardo July 9, 2009

Brainfest

a penis sucking contest.

Shaniqua is going to throw a "Brainfest" at her house when her gramdma goes for dialysis.

by Marolito February 25, 2009