Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011

Brostitute

A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies

Bro you must be a brostitute

by Macasmart June 14, 2018

Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

brandstitute

A consumer that accepts money/free services to be loyal to a brand.
A prostitute for a brand...

Look at Kiernan wearing that "Tide" t-shirt he got for free from Proctor & Gamble, what a brandstitute!

by recambiant September 5, 2017

brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.

Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Bastitute

A male prostitute of illegitimate birth. In other words, a bastard gigolo, or a bastard prostitute. Bastitute is a fun word to say.

You see that guy on the corner over there? He's throwing himself out to the girls like he's a Bastitute. He wasn't raised the right way and now he's just throwing himself out there.

by Zequa October 15, 2012

Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014