Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
by Creamy Goodness February 08, 2005
An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).
by Sheailee March 06, 2007
a group of lads- generally about 5, that think they can either sing about love (notice non of them are ever married as such) or can scream down the mic knowing little scrubby shites can wander around in scrubby hoodies preaching how fantastic murderdolls (etc) are HELL YEAH BABY- BONE EM.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
a band of gay ass male "musicians" that use live autotune or lip sync their songs and don't play insturments.
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
by bofaLmao June 11, 2019
OMG MARY I FOUND A NEW BOY BAND ON TWITTER THEIR NAME IS *insert band name* HEIR NAMES ARE JOHN, JAMES,OLIVER, ASHTON, AND STAN
by moonqueen April 02, 2016
Any group of young guys who sing/play songs that talk about respecting women and love. Are called gay by haters because they don't talk about bad stuff like hate and violence
Mother: "Guess what is on the invitation our daughter used to invite me to her meeting? Nickelback!"
Father: "That gay boy band?"
Child: "Nickelback aren't a boy band! Just because they get airplay on pop stations doesn't mean they're a boy band!"
Father: "That gay boy band?"
Child: "Nickelback aren't a boy band! Just because they get airplay on pop stations doesn't mean they're a boy band!"
by Karen Stickney January 15, 2008