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box of chocolates 

Box of Chocolates is a name given to a phenomenon often encountered on the Internet, be it in dating services, Myspace, college forums like Campusblender.com, or anywhere where users can submit a picture of themselves for viewing. Box of chocolates refers to a picture submitted by one of these users that lacks captioning to inform the viewer of which person in the picture they are.

The coining of this term references a 1994 film adaptation, Forrest Gump, wherein the main character Forrest is sitting on a bench next to someone, and conveys to them a lesson of life that his mother taught him: "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get." And much like that box of chocolates, when looking at the group picture of this individual, you never know which one you're dealing with, be it the hot chick, or one of her fattie friends surrounding her, making her look good by proxy.
"Maaan, got a Box of Chocolates here..."

"Seriously, dude, I hope for your sake it's not the one with the hooked nose..."
box of chocolates by Professor Dookie December 14, 2008

Box of Chocolates 

A prison unit strictly filled with black inmates.
“The Box of Chocolates is just a street down.

Nobody likes that street.”

box of chocolates and a risky text

another way of saying pre-conception/birth, typically used when a young person is reminiscing about a time period
little Jayden (born 2015): “man I miss 2016”
big Paul: “bro was a box of chocolates and a risky text back then”

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

A box of chocolates 

sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.
A box of chocolates by what&where January 30, 2010

Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat
Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.

life was like a box of chocolates 

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.
Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
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