bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

bouquet of dicks

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

by brickeycrow November 6, 2017

bouquet garni

It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.

John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.

by Go green don't flush! May 25, 2009

bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.

The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

Bouquet of Cock

1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.

2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.

3. See Prvt. Pyle

Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"

Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"

alternate:

Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"

by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010

Bouquet of Roses

When a man grabs the underside of his nut sack and his penis in one hand like a bouquet of flowers and gives it to a woman. (Also known as a bouquet of flowers.)

Joe shoved a bouquet of roses in Jen's face. She was so excited by the gift that she gave Joe a rusty trombone.

by E-Diddy May 8, 2004

Bouquet of flowers

An orgy of all punk rock girls (Perhaps Lesbians) with dyed hair. A reference to the Scott Pilgrim comics. The character Ramona Flowers.

The house next door was like a bouquet of flowers man.

by Smith McCool July 21, 2020