Bottlenecking

when you stick your flaccid penis in a bottle then make it go erect inside the bottle

911 whats your emergency
I was bottlenecking and now my dick fell off

by Jpl Gaymes March 23, 2017

Bottleneck

When something or someone in your life just does not allow you to succeed.

Vasyl's life is permanently bottlenecked by his clingy girlfriend.

by Exodus 4:10 September 14, 2014

Bottlenecking

Removing the cap of a beer bottle in one's anus while using said beer bottle for anal stimulation.

I was bottlenecking the shit out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.

by The Real Big Cheif June 13, 2011

A bottlenecker

While smoking Marijuana communally among a group, a bottlenecker is an individual, when passed, keeps smoking the joint/spliff much longer than they should resulting in others frequently reminding them to pass the joint/spliff to the next recipient.

The individual effectively creates a bottle neck in the flow of weed being consumed within the group.

Dude you've become a bottlenecker these days - you never pass the spliff!

by howiquitweed November 2, 2011

Bottlenecking

When the skin of a circumsized penis comes over the head, especially when cold.

Dude, check it out, I'm bottlenecking!" "Aw, dude, put that shit away!"

by Penn's May 22, 2011

Bottleneck

1: (n.) A woman who can successfully deepthroat to completion without gagging.

2: (n.) A woman with no gag relfex.

1: Wow this girl I took home from the bar was definatly a bottleneck. She took the whole thing and wasn't when I finished.

2: She's definatly a bottleneck, she had no gag reflex at all.

by SweetAssAce December 14, 2009

Bottleneck Gamer

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.

Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010