When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
by loafnaround September 20, 2020
by DaHolmes January 29, 2023
When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.
"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*
by Fishy1129 August 15, 2015
Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
by Lemonachi_man January 24, 2021
oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss
by urbanman223 December 21, 2010
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
by Im AG AF March 05, 2018