biostitute

In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.

that fucking biostitute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.

by fireninja October 24, 2003

Lostitute

whoring yourself just to make money to pay your cable bill, for the sweet satisfaction of watching Lost on Wednesday nights

Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.

by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009

Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

mostitute

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008

Bosstitute

A person who sleeps their way to a position of power.
Sleeps their way to the top.

A bastardization of the words 'Boss' and 'Prostitute'.

"He/She's a real Bosstitute"
"He/She's slept with nearly every manager in this place to get where he/she is today"

by Daryl F July 10, 2004

blogstitute

A person or persons who comment in blogs, make friend requests in online communities like myspace.com, or post bulletins on online communities with the sole purpose of pushing their website, band, or business.

A person on myspace sends you a friend request. You open that person's profile and find a link or meta refresh to a website containg pornography or band paraphernalia.

"I just got ten blogstitute requests on myspace."

by John Watson Jr. August 23, 2006

Brostitute

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

by CELLWORM August 29, 2011