As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.
by Curtii September 15, 2005
Get the blossoms mug.(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way
by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey, bro, your new shoes are bossome!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro! You're new backpack is bossome, too!
Guy 1: Yeah it is!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro! You're new backpack is bossome, too!
Guy 1: Yeah it is!
by JDX Awesomeness March 6, 2015
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by Cooldude707 May 28, 2016
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someone who is boss and awesome at the same time. their life is a constant flow of unfathomably rediculous occuring events and they tend to tear shit up everywhere they go.
someone who is boss and awesome at the same time. their life is a constant flow of unfathomably rediculous occuring events and they tend to tear shit up everywhere they go.
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a bossome night would be so off the wall that it would require a title. it could include any of these titles, or insane titles like them.
a bossome night would be so off the wall that it would require a title. it could include any of these titles, or insane titles like them.
by werduhh November 18, 2010
Get the Bossome mug.Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016
Get the hog blossoms mug."omg dude, that new car is so boss. omg, it's awesome too."
"you might venture to say that it's bossome."
"o.O i guess."
"you might venture to say that it's bossome."
"o.O i guess."
by Alex August 20, 2003
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