Botched

To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.

God damn it Anthony! You botched it again.

by DickBick68 October 16, 2018

Botched B

Botched B is one of the nicknames of the flop rapper Cardi B wich has a botched face. As her singles tank, she doesn't have enough money to pay for actual surgery so she paid a random girl that lives on a motel to put Elmer's glue on her face.

Botched B's latest single tanked.

by addlot August 19, 2022

turbo boshed

To get extremely drunk / high
Most commonly referred to as a term for taking pills or mdma.

Wayne: Yeah bruv got some pills off jose manuel last night innit
Jeremy: Oh marvellous my good friend, how was that for you?
Wayne: Yeah bra, got turbo boshed innit

by Milbs January 10, 2009

botchedhefner

botchedhefner is a girl who’s tiktok account got banned because of her sneaky live 😻😘 love u girl

botchedhefner is a botched material growl

by tukatukatuk March 3, 2022

Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

My account got boached

Boached (bo-a-ched)
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When your social account gets inactive and you don't know the reason.

When a social app delete an account you use on it but does tell you the reason.

P1: Where have you been
P2: I'm sorry about that, my account got boached

by Charr-Lee December 12, 2021

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009