Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.
by nappeo November 19, 2009
by StoatyFox April 21, 2021
Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.
When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.
When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.
by HaroldBeerdrinker August 28, 2019
by gdsdg February 22, 2008
Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.
This is known as doing 'a Boris'.
This is known as doing 'a Boris'.
'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'
'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'
'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'
by whatleydude June 30, 2016
The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.
by TheSlavKing May 10, 2018
by Bruno Laurito Pires January 19, 2007