victor borge

An underrated comedian. A Danish concert pianist standup comedian. Using mostly subtle, slapstick, and subtle-slapstick humor revolving around the piano. Many people don’t know about him, I’m even surprised you’re reading this!

Victor Borge man, he was the shit!

by Jaketherake4ever October 31, 2021

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Gloria borger

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.

It's me Gloria Borger

by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019

Bogey Dope

A term used by the United States Air Force to request target information. Typically from an AWACS

Pilot: Overlord, Pontiac 1-1, request Bogey Dope

AWACS: Pontiac 1-1, Overlord, BRA, 231, for 20, at 7,000' flanking

by StiffNipps69 April 24, 2020

Bogged

When a famous person gets excessive, noticeable plastic surgery, especially when it makes them look much worse. Refers to the Bogdanoff brothers, Igor and Grichka. Often used on 4chan. ie: Mickey Rourke, Joan Rivers.

Freya Allan bogged herself between seasons 1 and 2 of the Witcher.

by Sneed's Weed&Mead June 25, 2022

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017