boregasm

(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.

"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."

"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."

"I had the most boregastic time at that party"

by Cailin and Chloe August 15, 2005

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm so you can get out of an unsatisfying intercourse session.

"The sex was so bad I literally had a boregasm. I just wanted to get out of that place."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017

Boregasm

An orgasm induced while masurbating just to pass the time.

Joey: So what did you do last night?

Danny: Man, i was so bored. I stayed inside all day and had like 6 boregasms

by d-roc69 February 5, 2010

boregasm

noun: a very intense yawn of long duration that is induced by a prolonged state of boredom.

Examples:

1. Oh *yawns*, my god what a boregasm I just had! I am exhausted from it.

2. I had boregasm so hard, I even squirted...tears from my eyes.

by Ahksmar May 7, 2012

Boregasm

Faking an orgasm to end a lovemaking session when you are bored with it or would rather be doing something else.

My girlfriend was bugging my for sex so I has a boregasm to get it over with so I could go back to watching the game.

by I. B. Wordy March 5, 2013

boregasm

1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.

2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.

1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.

2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.

by Yonny H. February 17, 2009

Boregasm

When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.

Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.

by #mexicanfood June 5, 2015