Boot scoot dookie

When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.

Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"

by Milfbanger420 May 1, 2022

Boot Scoot

Stealing a girl's shoes & leaving while she's in the bathroom, after a one night stand.

I pulled a Boot Scoot on that skank last night, then parked across the street & watched her leave the motel in her socks.

by FrontButt! September 14, 2003

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010

boot n scoot

vomiting at a residence other than your own and then leaving before anyone notices.

That new years eve party was awesome until Rachel pulled the old boot n scoot.

by phantomxx January 2, 2010

scoot the boot

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.

"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"

by banana_slings February 23, 2008

scoot your boot

what you would say to someone when they're in your way and you want them to move thier fat ass.

"Dude, scoot your boot i can't see the t.v."

by sheistyskeeze October 8, 2008

Scoot and a boot

Taking a car out for a quick and fast ride.

Hey. I just got my new car. Wanna take her out for a quick scoot and a boot and see what she can do?

by Loonzie June 19, 2019