Boonies

A physical place that is isolated from the rest of civilization, including but not limited to bars, restaurants, grocery stores, and gas stations. A good rule of thumb is a 30 minute trip by foot.

Jeez, Ami! My feet are killing me from this walk back from the bar. Move out of the boonies.

by runlikeamoose May 7, 2015

blondies

A dessert that is similar in appearance, texture, and recipe to brownies, but the chocolate is left out in favor of a variety of fruits.

Eve brought some home-made brownies and blondies to Mike's party.

by InspectorJavert February 26, 2005

boonies

A location so far outside the city limits, that even animals question your presence.

it takes me 2 and a half hours to get to school, cause i live out in the 'boonies'

by SmokedToast August 28, 2016

boondees

two idiots that dance to Low by Flo Rida and end up laughing so hard they pee themselves and the carpet, and end up having to change underwear. :)

The two boondees were snorting crack.

by Teresaaaaa January 15, 2008

Boonies

Po-dunk Towns isolated by country for miles, usually shitholes, commonly found in the Midwest, south and Middle East coast of the USA.

Damn, the car ran out of gas! Looks like we have to walk a mile out to find a gas station in the boonies

by Ttswizzle August 17, 2013

Boondish

A person from the Country. anyone who is not from the city. country boys and girls..

Your so Boondish!
What Boondish area did you come from?
Why you acting so Boondish?
hey hi this is my friend Mike! He is from the Boondish area...

by orre November 18, 2010

booniest

The superlative used to describe a remote, sparsely populated region, where common infrastructure such as modern plumbing, paved roads and high-speed internet are largely unavailable.

He's from one of the booniest towns in Alabama, which explains why he performed all of his own dentistry.

by GimpyGimp April 18, 2011