booniest 

The superlative used to describe a remote, sparsely populated region, where common infrastructure such as modern plumbing, paved roads and high-speed internet are largely unavailable.

He's from one of the booniest towns in Alabama, which explains why he performed all of his own dentistry.

booniest by GimpyGimp April 18, 2011

boonies 

The sticks, in the middle of no where. Usually associated with living out in the country.

Man, I live out in the boonies. It takes an hour an a half to get to the nearest gas station.

boonies by Shelteredashley. November 22, 2002

The boonies 

The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween

"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."

"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."

"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"

"Who knows man, Electronic Arts needs to get on that $hit."

The boonies by The Ryno June 1, 2009

Slacker From the Boonies

They are peasants that are ugly and dirty and considered worthless

- TZ

Tinashe said Martyna is a slacker from the boonies LMAO

Slacker From the Boonies by The Nigga Guy November 1, 2019

boonies 

American, colloquial word for wilderness or places in the middle of nowhere, far from any civilisation

out in the boonies

boonies by lingualtreasure June 3, 2009

Bootiest 

When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.

-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!

Bootiest by BigBootyStalker May 17, 2014

Boonies 

A physical place that is isolated from the rest of civilization, including but not limited to bars, restaurants, grocery stores, and gas stations. A good rule of thumb is a 30 minute trip by foot.

Jeez, Ami! My feet are killing me from this walk back from the bar. Move out of the boonies.

Boonies by runlikeamoose May 7, 2015