boomercode

Shitty code written by the previous generations of programmers (typically Boomers) that did nothing but produce technical debt for millenials and Gen Z programmers to clean up, thus killing the thrill and joy they expect to find based off of several popular YouTube programmers chronicling their lives at more modern tech companies. Most often you will find this regards developers who were huge advocates of a specific vendor that is notorious for pushing sub-par software packages on the industry for profit (e.g. Microsoft, Oracle, IBM).

Typically stacks filled with boomercode feature a wide set of redundant infrastructure, overengineering, technical debt and obscure proprietary softwares with no real value, such as EDI. The authors of such code typically also mock modern web standards and design practices. All while being unable to give a coherent explanation of their design choices.

50% of the transaction fees paid are likely because of boomercode.

Recruiter: Hey, I've got this awesome job, they're willing to pay relocation fees and triple your salary.
Modern Developer: Sure, what kind of technology are we talking about?
Recruiter: You'll love it, IBM Informix+Oracle, super legacy ASPX, 4gl, a little COBOL. Lots of WCF. 80% of the business logic written in PL/SQL
Modern Developer: So boomercode

by whymicrosoft.fail March 4, 2022

Boomerhood

The period in the life of an individual born approximately between the years 1945 and 1964 in which a person is considered a boomer. Common habits of this stage include endlessly criticizing the consumer habits of millennials, calling companies to determine the hours in which they're open rather than doing a simple google search, viewing college tuition as only mildly affected by inflation, referring to the Czech Republic as Czechoslovakia even though that is no longer its official name, referring to a conference as a powwow, and above all, attributing the majority of economic problems to millennials.

Walter is at the pinnacle of boomerhood. He refuses to retire, scoffs at the latest iPhone commercials, reminisces that he only had to work for three summers to fully pay off his college tuition, rewears the same 'Nantucket 1970' shirt at social events, and loves to reuse the old platitiude "you can't have your cake and eat it to" at office meetings.

by notedcharioteer March 10, 2020

Bombernot

A huge black cock being shoved into a girl's vagina while the balls are being inserted into the anal cavity. Referenced in the Alphaville song "Forever Young" while the singer is refferrenced the time he did this to his girlfriend

Dude he just dropped the bombernot
"are you gonna drop the bombernot?"

by -Jayzrulez009 September 28, 2009

Booberty

The time in a girl's life when she begins maturing into a woman, as shown by her developing boobs.

"Wow, did you see what happened to Brittany over the summer? She must have hit booberty, because she sure is filling out that tank top."

by Kot September 23, 2005

boomercocdiggler

A millennial who’s chickenshit to strip in the locker room, but can’t help himself from staring at the swinging dicks of the boomers who aren’t .

George brought his nephew Morgan to work out with is, he went home in his sweaty clothes and didn’t shower but I saw the little boomercocdiggler stare at my junk.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Sergi Bumberto

A spanish bum that has xavi nud3s and somehow is still employed to FC Barcelona and is married to Xavi Hernandez

Person 1: Why did we lose today
Person 2: Classic Sergi Bumberto starting in our most important match

by Dembele fan 7 February 23, 2023

boomerdong

A bent penis resembling a boomerang, Boomerang + Dong = Boomerdong

John : Doctor i think i have a problem, my penis appears to be bent
Doctor: Oh! do not worry you have what we call a Boomerdong

by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006