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noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass
noobmaster69's mom gae
by meme_mastah May 8, 2019
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noobmaster69

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad
i got killed by noobmaster69
by therealnoobmaster69 May 21, 2019
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Noobmaster69

One of the most powerful beings in the cosmos, it is said that he posesses power that makes Thanos look like a stormtrooper
Noobmaster69 is one powerful motherfucker
by That spider in your bedroom December 9, 2019
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Noobmaster

Someone who is a huge noob, and bigger than a normal one.
alex stakovic is a noobmaster
by pimpmaster1232 October 27, 2010
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Boobmeister

Person who has the ability of being able to guess the exact measurement of a woman's breasts; sometimes aided by manual (cupping) examination.
female: How did you know my bra size?

male: I am a boobmeister, that's my gift
by RenatoC February 4, 2010
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Bongmaster

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.
Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.
by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015
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Boomster

A smug, arrogant and self-serving individual. This person puts himself above all and would throw his wife or kids under the bus to his benefit. Typically this type of person holds himself in very high regard oblivious to the negative views people have of him. This person professes to be almost Godly but has never given a second to help others.
Listen to him talk sitting in the front row of church, he has no idea that people think he's such a waste of space, what a boomster.
by Uncle Morrie April 17, 2018
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