Boneamental

(Bone-Ah-mental) An erection which serves no sexual purpose

His morning wood was alot like when he got wood wrestling his sister, it was just boneamental...

by craBsnatcher May 1, 2011

bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

Helena Bonham Carter

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world!

Who is the most talented actress in the world?
It definitely Helena Bonham Carter!

by Helena's wife December 18, 2020

john bonham

The drummer for Led Zeppelin.

John Bonham is one of the greatest drummers of all time.

by Travis N September 3, 2005

helena bonham carter

our goth queen we will worship her til the end of time

you dont like helena bonham carter? prepare to die cunt

by sallymckennaismywifey March 14, 2021

bonsai

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.

For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)

by bladezguy December 9, 2008

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro September 21, 2016