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Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.
by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004
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bonobonoya

you say this when someone asks you to read a book out loud
hey, can you read the first sentence of your book?
- bonobonoya
by cyphergguk August 12, 2021
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Bonoboy

Friend-zoning someone
Guy: I got bonoboy'd by Cecilia

Other Guy: I'm sorry
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014
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boobosaurus rex

noun. A rare species, often found in liberal arts classrooms, malls, gyms, movie theaters, Darque Tans, and other such useless places.

They are characterized by large massive amazing tits and really short skinny arms and bodies. Their enormous boobies often prevent them from walking completely upright and hence they are forced to walk hunched over resembling a tyrannosaurus rex.
Wow id love to cum on that boobosaurus rex's tits.
by utop12 February 14, 2008
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Gurtu-Bonobo

The last name of the famous Slothshath. If he is is called without this word, he will summon the wrath of the sloth army on you. Better beware.
Person 1: Oh I hope Slothshath comes.
Person 2: Oh no... you just didn't call him without the "Gurtu-Bonobo"...
*Person 1 gets overrun and raped by the sloth army.
Person 2: Yep as expected, you get the sloth rape.
by Sagghaa October 17, 2018
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bonobo

a species of monkey that enjoys sexual activities. such as so-called "penis fencing", GG rubbing, and oral sex. they use sexual habits as a "friendly handshake" of sorts.
The diversity of erotic contacts in bonobos includes sporadic oral sex, massage of another individual's genitals and intense tongue-kissing.
by NJGSS September 13, 2005
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Boosted Bonobo

When someone does something so ignorant it is beyond belief, commonly used among League of Legends players.
Connor did you just build AP Garen? You are a boosted bonobo.
by Pocko July 22, 2017
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