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bonifacio

Not bona fide; a fluke; a charlatan.

Comes from ESPN's "Fantasy Focus" podcast where Nate "The Say Nay Kid" Ravitz and Matthew "Talented Mr. Roto" Berry play the game "Bona fide or Bonifacio?" In this game, they analyze whether a player has legitimate skills or is just on a lucky hot streak.

Comes from baseball player Emilio Bonifacio, who started off the 2009 season on fire but then faded into obscurity.
Dad 1: "Little Johnny had a great first T-Ball game. He got two hits and made a nice play at second base."
Dad 2: "Get out of here. Your kid is totally bonifacio. My kid's team is going to shit all over his bitch-ass team's face next game. You just wait. Then next year when my kid gets to pitch, well haha, let's just say Johnny better not forget his facemask, because he'll be getting a little chin music if you know what I mean. YOUR ASS IS GOIN' DOWN!"
Dad 1: "It's T-Ball, dude, calm down."
Dad 2: "IN YO' FACE MR. BONIFACIO! OH YEAH!"
by Nicholas D August 26, 2011
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bonify

1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.

2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".

3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.

2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".

3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
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bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".
"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."
by Xyzzy May 5, 2005
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bonifacy

They may act weird and suspicious sometimes but they mean no harm and they're good people. Love your Bonifacys.
If you see this you might want to give me your number Bonifacy!
by idkmynamesorigin August 31, 2020
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boniface

A total scene person who mooches off everyone, but is a nice person all in all. Usually bitchy to their friends and denies it. Totally scene
sorry i could come over today, my mom was being a total boniface.
by DxMx January 16, 2008
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Boniface

1. (verb) The act of burying a mayonnaise jar filled with marbles in your garden in an attempt to keep away vermin.

2. (noun) A person who believes that buried, strange objects ward off chipmunks, mice, moles, and other various creatures.
e.g 1. (verb) Those damn chipmunks are in for a surprise....I bonifaced them today!

2. (noun) My garden is vermin free because I am a boniface.
by buddy ol pal May 6, 2008
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Bonify

v. to cause something to become boned
to add bones to
Her mesh was static so I had to rig her. She's got an armature, but her form was roughly rectangular, with many parts and no weighted bones; so I used bonify, (a plugin that I just made) for Blender to add bones to her, better. ( bones are control points for digital 3D models. )
by instancer.kirik July 29, 2024
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