Bongaloid

A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.

Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG

Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*

by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017

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cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

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Creamy bongload

when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.

Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.

by dew draly May 19, 2009

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bongload

Most famous for issuing Beck-vinyl. Beck's first singles came out on Bong Load. Bong Load sold Beck to Geffen, but were given permission to make LP-issues of Beck's albums.

Hey look its another Beck album on vinyl put out through Bongload Records

by debra's sister jenny October 24, 2007

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Bongaloid

A Bongaloid is a dude that just simply cannot live without their Bong. A Bong in the morning and last thing at night, Bongaloid is the sacred keeper of the bong through dark and light...

A person, perhaps Mr Bongaloid of Beanstead, who comes from a middle class background, living their life as a big time agoraphobic stoner..

by Choco-caramel-slices March 14, 2011

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