bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerzone

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009

bonersexual

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises

Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners

by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015

Bonerdoner

A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.

Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.

by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012

bonerdome

someone with a shaved head ..looks like a penis. (skinheads)

there was a gang of bonerdomes walking down the street.

by Pajo May 9, 2005

Bonersex

Sex, meaning friction, between two objects, living or not, faciliated with a Hopefully ling cylindrical hotdog like figurine. Hence, Boner.

"Im going to have Bonersex tonight" she said.

by FlexMasta February 13, 2019

Bonerlove

When you think you love her but in reality it's just because she is so hot.

A: Dude, I I'm so in love with her.

B: Nah man that's probably just bonerlove. You don't even know her.

by Katanda November 25, 2013