Bonerflauge

The act of hiding ones boner.

one time in school the teacher called me to the front of the class and I was rocking a big time boner so I had to bonerflauge my cock

by Mackeymckinney July 30, 2015

Bonerful

When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.

It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.

by Andrew Tompson January 18, 2009

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

bonerf

(noun) A type of erection where the penis stands erect, but remains soft. A portmanteau of boner and nerf.

Jane: So I finally slept with Bill last night.
Jill: Oh! How was he?
Jane: He was ok i guess. I thought he was hard for me but it turned out to be a bonerf.
Jill: Damn girl!

by tek6 December 20, 2010

Bonerflies

That feeling you get in your pants when you see a beautiful woman. When your junk moves at the sight of a fine piece of ass.

Bro, did you see that girl walk by in that sundress....She gave me a serious case of the Bonerflies!

by Jesykah March 3, 2015

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010