bonefolder

A torture device in which someones extremity is placed in order to fold bones at 4 to 6 inch increments until the extremity is destroyed.

(n.)That dickhead should have his arm put in the bonefolder machine.

by Dan Carsley February 5, 2009

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis

That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!

by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

Beerfold

To be so intoxicated, a person becomes sexually attracted to ugly bitches and the socially unacceptable, with complete disregard of dignity and self respect.

This word is derived from the term beer goggles and blind fold.

"how was sat night?....I heard you pulled some clunge?"

"mate, she had a face like a robber's dog!.....fucking beerfold"

by Rock n Rol1 June 1, 2009

bonerfood

a really hot girl (guy), who is likely to give a man an erection

"dude, that angelina jolie is primo bonerfood"

by Yamsmoker May 23, 2008