bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".

Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"

by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016

boner belt

waist of a mans pants to hold in a boner so no one can see he's pitching a tent.

bow-sc made use of his boner belt when his erection almost knocked button the clow to the ground.

by sweetnovember December 2, 2004

bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

bonerbling

When a male has a piercing on his genitalia

Wow Justin’s cock is so small but at least he had some bonerbling.

by UseYourIllusion October 4, 2017

bonerbuster

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'

Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

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Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.

by karoz0rz June 21, 2005

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.

"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"

by Purvanator November 2, 2014

Bonerbulk

The term used to describe the size of a male's genitals when fully erect.

That guy sure had some massive bonerbulk!

by joan ovarck August 20, 2008