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bodily resources

all the bodily features that a person, especially a woman, have which are attractive to the opposite sex and which can sometimes be used to lure the opposite sex. Bodily resources would include the face, boobs, thighs, legs and what not.
He was madly attracted to the bodily resources of the street girl.
by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011
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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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gervious bodily harm

an acronim for GHB
also commenly known as georgia home boy, fantasy and liquid E. It is a clear Liquid that has anti-anxiety propertys and can put you to sleep in high doses. Is known to be used as a date rape drug.
I sliped some gervious bodily harm into that chicks drink.
by Xandra January 18, 2009
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grievous bodily harm

Grievous bodily harm is one of the street names for the drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxybutyrate
I'm trying to get some of that grievous bodily harm if you know what I'm talking about.
by Dohrok April 29, 2014
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bodily cunt

someone who is over you no matter how nice you are or how much you still like them. Usually a phrase uttered by a frustrated, drunk, emotional guy as they are driving 130 mph into an embankment.
"You don't appreciate me anymore you bodily cunt!"
by ludatripp December 16, 2008
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Budilly

A measure of a person's sexual arousal level. Used to describe a level that is much higher than baseline sexual arousal.
Calm your budilly!
by Ken_Mahon1963 November 29, 2010
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Bodily Plant Growth

Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.
"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"
by Nixling April 10, 2017
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