Cock Blockery

The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.

"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"

"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"

by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Buckery

The act of spilling an alcoholic beverage all over one's face, clothing, and the floor in a sloppy manner as to make a complete fool of ones's self. This is normally related to binge drinking activities such as chugging beers, shotgunning beers, hitting beer bongs, or taking shots of hard alcohol.

Damn, you spilled that beer all over your shirt. The foam is still caught in your beard. That was some Buckery!

by MrSkypeck9 July 21, 2014

Bockey

Ball Hockey. Can be played on the street or a wide variety of surfaces using a ball rather than a puck

"Hey man you want to go play some bockey at my house today? It's so nice outside."

by Giroux28 May 1, 2017

bockedy

Irish word for rickety, unsteady, badly made. It wouldn't generally be considered slang, is used by young and old alike.

Don't sit on that chair, it's a bit bockedy.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

cock bocker

One that uses mouth to bitch and gossip more than using cock

God all he does is talk shit....I wish he wasn't such a cock bocker.

by Wisewillow August 18, 2019

Hookie bocker

A person who is odd behaving. When a friend does something that is really dumb for no apparent reason and you don't want to call them s dumb ass.

That hookie bocker set himself on fire tryin to light the grill with a fart and a lighter yesterday. Dork IDIOT dumbass

by Big Ben Schip June 16, 2017

bocker

(n). Someone or something that is especially cute or adorable. Usually used in reference to children or boyfriends.

(adj). Having the qualities of a bocker.

(v). The act of doing something to make someone more of a bocker.

That little girl is such a bocker!

So this bocker kid goes up to his mom and says...

I totally just bockered up my boyfriend's hair.

by Anonymouser2 August 26, 2005