Bollard

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

by amyloulou January 17, 2008

Bollard Wall

A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.

Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!

by Trumplstiltskin May 3, 2017

Bollard

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.
I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

by Oni16 May 2, 2006

bobladons

big oversized bouncin breast

walking down the street with a mate you can say look at those bobladons, and they won't no what your going on about.

by Steve Simpson-Simmo July 5, 2006

BobLand

A world inhabited by otakus with animal forms and odd nicknames ruled over by a cow named Bob. Most inhabitants of this realm can be characterized by their extremely short attention spans, the inability to spell, an obsessive love of anime/manga, and a healthily unhealthy sugar addiction.

What's weird in your world is normal in BobLand.

by Pixie Stix October 29, 2005

Bobbarding

Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:

1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs

2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard

Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.

Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.

Bob: Irie!

by CleffedUp April 29, 2010

Bobtard

A lazy person that still sucks his mother's breast . Thinks money is king . As very small penis

Immortal is a bobtard

by Boshed August 9, 2017