Bobert

A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.

Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"

Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"

by BobertTheRobot February 21, 2017

Bobert

-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl

Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass

by SRD3 February 18, 2020

Bobert

Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.

"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?

by shumad1 May 14, 2012

Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 27, 2017

Bobert

A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.

Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"

by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014

Bobert

Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back

Bobert is a total legend

by Its a bannnnnanana October 08, 2020

Bobert

A retard or otherwise generally or mentally incapable person. Likely to need a lot of help.

This kid is going to need some extra help in this class, he’s quite a bobert.

by Jumbo Smerritt August 22, 2018