coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006

Alex Borstein

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.

Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.

by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009

Barstool Surprise

A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.

Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!

by Korban July 1, 2009

Boartsed

To get screwed over due to no fault of your own or to wind up in a terrible situation due to bad luck or fate.

One friend: "My buddy got kidnapped from the mall and taken out to the desert and was anally raped for hours and left for dead!!" Other friend: "Oh man, I am sorry to hear he got Boartsed like that!"

by piznacky September 20, 2010

Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

killing boars

To take a methodical and systematic approach to completing a task. Cartman realized that he and his crew could stay in the forest killing boars in order to slowly but steadily accumulate experience points while hiding from "he who has no life".

Justin said, "Will you hurry up and finish pumping out that honey wagon?"
Steve said, "Don't worry, I'm killing boars."

by East Boston G January 31, 2007

boasty

An adjective for a person with a tendancy to boast (brag) about themselves, sometimes taking it too far.

it could define someone who is cocky, egotistical, conceited, and or self absorbed.

--I thought of this in the car on feb. 15, 2008 when my friend said she was overqualified for a job

"She's not my type...she's too boasty."

by soon.HK February 23, 2008