Boardman

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.

Boardman means carpenter.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! May 22, 2018

Lucy may boardman

This is a human who spends her life round toms and only comes home for a 3 hour bath then fucks of to toms again

Oi you are doing a Lucy may boardman this week

by Majdieb January 8, 2017

boardman

A man, used mostly by Jamaicans, who gets no bitches.

This word also works for women, in which they are called "boardwomen".

Yow mi a boardman enuh, cyah get nuh gyal.

by such man board May 4, 2022

Boardman

Slang expression for a man that cannot get or satisfy a woman

Tom a boardman, him cyaan laas more dan two minute.

by Dgsoda October 21, 2022

Boardman

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”

Look at the size of that boardman

by 14Joeyyy14 July 16, 2018