Bruton Gaster

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum

And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.

by smoshme July 17, 2011

Bluetool

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.

Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.

by Orchard August 2, 2006

bluetooth crazy

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.

Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."

by cam828 March 20, 2008

Blumock

Any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t)

Kevin the Minion: Bello! Orlando? Ugh. Blumock.

by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

Arabian Bluetooth

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.

You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

blutoris

when a female is extraordinarily horny and has no relief of the tension. the clitoris swells similar to receiving sexual stimulation, but since it is not followed by an orgasm leaves the woman feeling overly sensitive. The word is derived from the combination of blue and clitoris.

It is the female version of blue balls.

When you talk dirty to me, I get a blutoris. Only a dildo can help me now

by maz33 August 5, 2007

Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

by glork98 November 7, 2012