bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008

bludgeon

To beat with a club or other blunt object

She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock.

by MEEEE July 28, 2003

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.

by Treeshrew November 18, 2004

bludgeon

It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument.

When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.

We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!

by lear87 July 19, 2009

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

burgeoning

Verb: increasing, growing amount.

By outsourcing, manufacturers have been keen to cash in on the burgeoning Chinese economy.

Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.

by Val Moore September 10, 2013

bludgeon

When one swings are large, heavy object in attempt to injure one or more person(s).

Holy shit! Johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus!

by Dana McCollins December 27, 2004