Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.
He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.
He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.
Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"
Girl "No, I'm a virgin"
Blurton "Do you want to remain one"
Girl "Not any more"
Girl "No, I'm a virgin"
Blurton "Do you want to remain one"
Girl "Not any more"
by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013
Get the Blurton mug.A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
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A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over sideways to perform fellatio on one another whilst simultaneously defecating in their respective receptacles. Generally not performed sequentially ("I'll do you until you blow out both your loads then you do me, ok?") but rather in rapid alternating bursts of a few seconds duration A-does-B then B-does-A. A professionally-executed blundonian blumpkin maneuver results in a virtually seamless and volcanic four-way explosion and is a true wonder to behold.
Conversation in public restroom:
Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?
Gay Guy #1: Ha!
Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?
Gay Guy #1: Ha!
by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006
Get the blundonian blumpkin mug.Originally from Stephen Blundon, a Blundonian laugh expresses immeasurable amounts of hilarity, entertainment, or sarcasm in a single HA!
Can also be used as a deragatory slur towards a bumbling jackanape.
Can also be used as a deragatory slur towards a bumbling jackanape.
Passerby: Hey Steve, didja see the size of that bitch? That's a HHHUUUGEEE bitch!
Stephen Blundon: HA!
Stephen Blundon: HA!
by Stephen Blundon September 27, 2004
Get the Blundonian, Blundonian Laugh mug.1) A word used instead of profanity
2) A synonym for a stoner a.k.a Joshua Khan
3) Something that is complete and utter bollocks
2) A synonym for a stoner a.k.a Joshua Khan
3) Something that is complete and utter bollocks
1) OH BLURGON!
2) Wow, Josh is a Blurgon!
3) The result for the last French test is a load of Blurgon
2) Wow, Josh is a Blurgon!
3) The result for the last French test is a load of Blurgon
by Francesca November 24, 2004
Get the Blurgon mug.A piece of twine worn around one's wrist (usually the wrist of the hand they masturbate with) until said person looses their virginity. Anyone who knows about burdon twines must wear one if they are a virgin. They are, for the most part, a secret spread only by word-of-mouth.
Guy1: Hey, nice burdon twine, loser.
Guy2: Psshh, if you know about them, where's yours? I know you've done nothing.
Guy1: Not anymore, just ask your mom!
Guy2: Psshh, if you know about them, where's yours? I know you've done nothing.
Guy1: Not anymore, just ask your mom!
by Randy960 July 20, 2008
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